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Terminal

by Poison Fountains

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1.
Krispy Bois 01:45
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Dark or pale, gold or amber Krispy Bois cannot be slandered! Strong or bitter, light or mild Krispy Bois tame my wiles! We came to drink some Krispy Bois! (YEAH YEAH!) So we're gonna drink those crispies! (WHOA WHOA!) You are what you drink so we're Krispy Bois! (YEAH YEAH!) And we're getting crispy! (WHOA WHOA!) Full of malts, full of hops Krispy Bois cannot be stopped! Toasty grains, bubbling yeasts Krispy Bois unleash the beast! We came to drink some Krispy Bois! (YEAH YEAH!) So we're gonna drink those crispies! (WHOA WHOA!) You are what you drink so we're Krispy Bois! (YEAH YEAH!) And we're getting crispy! (WHOA WHOA!) Dark or pale, gold or amber Krispy Bois will not be slandered! Full of malts, full of hops Krispy Bois cannot be stopped! We came to drink some Krispy Bois! (YEAH YEAH!) So we're gonna drink those crispies! (WHOA WHOA!) You are what you drink so we're Krispy Bois! (YEAH YEAH!) And we're getting crispy! (WHOA WHOA!)
2.
Protein Farm 02:19
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It's another day Time to rise and shine Always work to do On this farm of mine! Two thousand meters long Five hundred meters wide Small footprint on the ground But it reaches to the sky! No grains no cattle No hogs or fowl Only allowed to grow What the Corporations allow! I maintain this system And keep it running strong! I'm feeding my family With my Protein Farm! (x5) Replace the spent components Top up the catalysts Running through daily routine Tick chores off my list Feeding vats of microbes Their mineral supply This new subsistence farming keeps my family alive! Reading dials and gauges Need production at its peak Current levels just won't Hit my targets for the week! I call this my system But it's not really mine Patented technology really costs a dime! Protein Farm, Protein Farm Spending my days on this protein farm Protein Farm, Protein Farm Spending my nights on this protein farm Protein Farm, Protein Farm Giving my life to this protein farm, yeah! I maintain this system And keep it running clean Always kept in good repair Give praise to the Machines! I'll maintain this system 'til the system eats my bones. On that day it passes to the strongest of my clones! Protein Farm! On this Protein Farm! Another Protein Farm! This fucking Protein Farm!
3.
Robot Side-Chick 02:08
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I don't love her She can't love me They're not made that way At the factory! Soft exterior, With dangerous curves. She's got a network of pleasure sensing nerves! Serial number to tell her apart She's the latest In state of the art! Post-Human beauty With inhuman grace! And easy clean-up 'cause She's dishwasher safe! She's my robot side kick (ROBOT SIDE CHICK!) She's my robot pride! She's my robot side chick (ROBOT SIDE CHICK!) She's my robot ride! She knows how it's done Programmed just for fun! Knowing what I like Is her primary function Licks her lips just right When I'm applying unction! A Mute button or twelve different tones! But I always leave her on 'Cause I love the way she moans! Self adjusting speed On her CPU throttle I ain't no loser - I only fuck the latest model! Go on - tell my girl, She'll tell you to get lost! She's always happy When she's got the night off! She's my robot side kick (ROBOT SIDE CHICK!) She's my robot pride! She's my robot side chick (ROBOT SIDE CHICK!) She's my robot ride! She knows how it's done Programmed for our fun!
4.
1st Robot War 00:58
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Subsist on scraps! Of what we catch! All hope is gone! We must hang on! They do not eat! They do not sleep! They will not stop 'Til our defeat! Feel the terror! They breached our lair! We're gonna die! Damn their A.I.! First Robot War. First Robot War! It's time to fight in the First Robot War!
5.
Terminally Online 01:12
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These modern times have Life feeling hectic Ubiquitous technology's Got everyone connected. I get off online! Do it all the time! Hope it's not a crime, 'Cause I'm feeling fine... I should do some studying Some shopping and some banking And check on my portfolio To see the market tanking Search for things I used to know Because my mind is blanking. But every day before too long I always end up wanking! I get off online! Do it all the time. Hope it's not a crime! 'Cause I'm still feeling fine...
6.
Tardigrade Rodeo 01:00
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Bring your microscopes! And your betting cash! It's the biggest show around, Smallest venue in town! Dramas played out At a smaller scale One will be the victor And the others fail This ain't the Water Bears Picnic It's the survival of the fittest! Bring your contenders! From all biospheres! Segmented armor plates, Survive in outer space! Pick your favourites! Bets are closing! Game too close to call - The winner will take all! This is gonna be A historic match! And in two weeks The winner's eggs will hatch! I won so much On Captain Dan, Wish the little bastard had a longer life span! At the Tardigrade Rodeo! Tardigrade Rodeo! Tardigrade Rodeo! Tardigrade Rodeo! It's the Tardigrade Rodeo! Tardigrade Rodeo! Tardigrade Rodeo! Tardigrade Rodeo!
7.
Head In A Bag 02:11
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Snatched Off the street! Here! Being disappeared! Doesn't happen here! Being disappeared! Doesn't happen! Not here! Being disappeared! Just doesn't happen here! Being disappeared! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Head in a bag! (Head in a bag! Head in a bag! Head in a bag!) Head in a bag! (Head in a bag!) HEAD! IN! A! BAG! Head in a bag! (Head in a bag! Head in a bag! Head in a bag!) Head in a bag! (Head in a bag!) HEAD! IN! A! BAG! Trapped! Bound and gagged! Head! Tied and bagged! Fuck! Hear them brag! Head in a bag! (Head in a bag! Head in a bag! Head in a bag!) Head in a bag! (Head in a bag!) HEAD! IN! A! BAG! Head in a bag! (Head in a bag! Head in a bag! Head in a bag!) Head in a bag! (Head in a bag!) HEAD! IN! A! BAG!
8.
Smuggledogs 02:49
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Just can't beat the flavour of a Smuggledog! Concession stand hot dogs just don't measure up! Buy a ticket, Don't look suspicious! We'll pull this off and it will be delicious! Extra flavour We will savour That something special Is the element of danger! I'll be the sentry! Use staggered entries! We'll throw them off our trail And we'll have dogs aplenty! Yeah we got foot-longs! And we brought fresh buns! And if anybody asks - I always smell like onions! Just can't beat the flavour of a Smuggledog! Concession stand red hots just don't measure up! I don't wanna hear your business laments While we break out the dogs and the condiments! Buy a ticket, Don't look suspicious! We'll pull this off And it will be delicious! Extra flavour We will savour That something special Is the element of danger! We'll grab the good seats Break out the good eats! Assemble everything And feast upon those tube-meats! Walk past the usher, Don't get flustered! The lights go down And Mark breaks out the mustard! Just can't beat the flavour of a Smuggledog! Shove 'em down your pants and walk in like the boss. Outside food and drink is against the rules, But we'll work as a team and play them for fools! Buy a ticket, Don't look suspicious! We'll pull this off And it will be delicious! Extra flavour We will savour That something special Is the element of danger! Use no concessions! Make no confessions! You know we brought enough For us to all have seconds! So buy a ticket! Don't look suspicious! We'll pull this off And it will be delicious!
9.
Fun Police 00:33
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Look out! Here come the Fun Police! Look out, Here they come! Look out! Here come the Fun Police! Look out, Here they come! Hey! Hey! What are you doing? Hey! Hey! Stop it right now! Hey! Hey! Stop what you're doing! Hey! Hey! That's not allowed! Look out! Here come the Fun Police! Look out, Here they come! Look out! Here come the Fun Police! Look out, Here they come! You're busted!

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The first release from Poison Fountains!

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released December 2, 2022

Poison Fountains is:
Haile Dubious : vocals, bass
Mark Kalinski : guitar, vocals
Westley Cheezeburgers: drums, vocals

Produced by Poison Fountains and Chris Boneless
Recorded and Mixed by Chris Boneless at Boneless Studios
Mastered by Jim Moore at RK Digital Media

Meat Receiving photo by Dave Vulgar

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Poison Fountains Oshawa, Ontario

Fast and Fun Punk Rock from the decaying heart of Oshawa!

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